Shrinking Weezer

Received the new Weezer album in the mail yesterday. It's great but...the new album clocks in at 28:29. This is compared to 41:14 for the blue album, and 34:32 for Pinkerton. Through various mathematical computations, Grant figured out that if this rate of decline in album length continues, their next one will be somewhere between 22:06 and 22:50. It will only be a matter of time when a Weezer album consists of one two-and-a-half minute song. Sadly, I will probably still pay full price and proclaim it a work of genius.